Halle Berry Tops ‘Top 10 Celebrity MILFS’ by AskMen.com

Don’t you just looooove these charts? AskMen.com’s latest creation? Top 10 Hottest Celebrity MILFS!

Halle is definitely a stunner and number one-worthy, but let’s see the rest of the beauties that made it in this top:

10. Bridget Moynahan, 39
09. Gisele Bundchen, 30
08. Heidi Klum, 37
07. Milla Jovovich, 34
06. Sofia Vergara, 38
05. Salma Hayek, 43
04. Jessica Alba, 29
03. Kate Beckinsale, 37
02. Monica Bellucci, 45
01. Halle Berry, 43

Who deserves their spot? Who’s missing from this list?

(skinnyvscurvy.com)

The Olsen Twins Want To Dress Michelle Obama, Filthy Hippie Chic To Sweep Nation

Teacup-sized designers Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have big plans for their designer clothing line the Row. So big, in fact, that they’re going to start with the White House. According to the twins, their high-end label would be perfect for Michelle Obama. Gushes Ashley, “I’d love to get Michelle Obama in the Row. The simple suits and things.”

As most people with the power of sight know, the Olsens are well-known for dressing like Janis Joplin and Cousin It on a bender (Historical note: this may have actually happened).  We doubt Mary-Kate and Ashley have the same definition for the word “simple” — and, while we’re at it, the word “suit” — as the rest of America.  However, the past few years have seen the twins make a glacially slow move away from Oscar the Grouch chic and toward a sleeker, albeit still bizarrely oversized, wardrobe. Perhaps Mary-Kate abd Ashley have been wearing such enormous frocks this entire time as a way to make a statement to the 5’10” FLOTUS. A statement like, “We refuse to make clothes that fit anyone beside you, Michelle; we don’t care how many car doors or street cleaners we must get caught before you buy them.”

But fit isn’t the only reason the First Lady should grab her AmEx and helicopter over to the mall. Says Ashley, “It’s all made in America, so why not?” Good point, Olsen #2! Unfortunately Mrs. Obama caught so much flack for flashing her bare arms after becoming First Lady, we can only imagine what FOX News would have to say if she showed up in a formal denim jumpsuit or a white satin fem-tuxedo. Rush Limbaugh would have a heart attack for days. [Photo: Getty Images] - thefablife.com

Another Day, Another Neck Tattoo For Rihanna

If we had a nickel for every time Rihanna got a tattoo, we’d be rich. (And we’d be even richer if we included the times she gave tattoos  to people, too).

So it shouldn’t be surprising that on her current trip to New York, RiRi popped into a local parlor and got yet another tattoo on her neck. We’re still not so clear on what that thing actually says  - something “flower”? Or “forever”? Maybe?

Check out our close-up shots and let us know what you think the ink says. [Photos: Splash News Online/WENN] - thefablife.com

James Van Der Beek Wedding Photo!

Life and Style, on newsstands nationwide Friday

James Van Der Beek got hitched (again) earlier this month...and truly looks like he couldn't be happier with new wife (and mom-to-be!) Kimberly Brook.

The actor, who tied the knot at the Kabbalah Centre in Tel Aviv, Israel, called the ceremony a sacred union of souls. "For us, there was tremendous freedom in not having to worry about the food getting cold or the DJ playing ‘YMCA' again!" he explained to Life & Style. (Van Der Beek met Brook in Israel while studying Kabbalah there a year ago.)

From the looks of it, the Dawson's Creek heartthrob won't be single again anytime soon (sorry, ladies). (eonline.com)

Lindsay Lohan Judge Recuses Herself From the Case

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While she cleans up her act, Lindsay Lohan at least won't have to worry about one person breathing down her neck.

Marsha Revel, the Los Angeles Judge who came down hard on the troubled starlet and sent her to jail for failing to abide by the terms of her probation, has recused herself from Lohan's case after prosecutors raised objections to her handling of the case.

"Judge Revel recused herself from this case on Friday," said Los Angeles Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini. "We can't confirm any reason. It's [been] reassigned to Judge [Elden] Fox."

E! News has learned that Revel was pressured by prosecutors into removing herself from overseeing Lindsay's probation.

According to a source, there was a meeting last Friday between District Attorney Danette Meyers, Lohan's lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley and Her Honor where the prosecutor objected to Revel making several phone calls to a rehab clinic without her being present for the communications.

The DA's office took specific issue with the judge selecting the Morningside treatment facility, which was not on the list of recommended facilities for the 24-year-old actress once she was released from the slammer. Instead, Meyers suggested UCLA as the best place for Lohan.

"UCLA was always the first choice for the DA," says the source.

In addition, the source also tells E! News another factor in Revel's decision to step down was when O.J. Simpson Dream Teamer  Robert Shapiro, who wasn't even Lohan's attorney of record (but was reportedly representing her), showed up at the courthouse without the district attorney present.

In legal proceedings, usually a judge cannot meet with one side without the other side being present.

Meyers was reportedly all set to file official paperwork formally objecting to Revel remaining on the case when the latter excused herself.

"Bottom line is we objected and she took herself off the case," added the source.

Beverly Hills Superior Court Judge Elden S. Fox will now take over. He's had quite a bit of experience handling celebrities scofflaws, having presided over former Prison Break star Lane Garrison's manslaughter case and Winona Ryder's infamous shoplifting trial. (eonline.com)

—Reporting by Claudia Rosenbaum and Whitney English

Whose Adorable Celebrity Daughter Is This?

First of all, whoever you think it is, you're probably wrong.

And for that, we praise the two-year-old's mother, who no doubt learned a thing or two about keeping her child out of the public eye (though sadly, not by example), thanks to her infamous sibling.

But it was the civilian proud papa who couldn't contain himself and posted this adorable shot on his Twitter page. You can bet he's gonna hear a thing or two—or 101—from his on-again baby mama. So who is it?

It's Maddie Aldridge!

The daughter of Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldrige (and niece of Britney Spears) was snapped by her dad at a birthday party last month and promptly shown off. She turned 2 on June 19.

"My baby," he tweeted.

Aww, they grow up so fast!  (eonline.com)

Cops Confirm Fantasia Overdose a Suicide Attempt; Hear the 911 Call

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Authorities have confirmed to E! News that Fantasia Barrino's hospitalization Monday night was the result of a suicide attempt.

Per a just released police report and 911 tape, an EMT unit responded to an emergency call placed at approximately 8:55 p.m. from Barrino's home in Glynmoor Lakes in which an unidentified caller reported that a woman "had taken a bottle of aspirin and she's slowly losing consciousness."

Listen to the 911 Call

The caller, who appears to be a male and made the call from outside the house, answered various questions from the dispatcher, saying the victim (later identified by her manager as Barrino) was "halfway" awake, breathing and not violent.

"The family tried to put her in the shower to try and keep her awake," said the individual.

At that point, the dispatcher ordered them to take her out of the shower while they waited for an ambulance.

The "I Believe" crooner was subsequently transported to nearby CMC-Pineville Medical Center after ingesting the medication, where she remains in stable condition.

The suicide attempt took place just days after Fantasia was named as the other woman in a divorce petition filed by Paula Cook, a North Carolina woman who accused Barrino of having an affair with her husband, Antwaun Cook.

Yesterday, the entertainer's manager, Brian Dickens, suggested that the overwhelming media attention from the suit and the stress of the situation may have left Barrino in a fragile emotional state. (eonline.com)